When not sitting around watching Rick and Morty reruns in a bathrobe, Timothy W. Long writes stuff. He has a predilection for weird literature and sometimes drinks Coke for breakfast. Don't tell his mom. Tim has written over 30 novels in genres ranging from cozy/Isekai to all manner of post-apocalyptic, because no one has managed to take away his word processor. Tim recently signed a four-book audio deal with Simon & Schuster for his Dark Lord's Guide Series, which began as a serial on Royal Road.